May 6, 2008...6:16 pm
Delaware Kroger Makes Me Want To Dropkick A Rabbit…
Shopping at Delaware Kroger has shown me that in life you pick your battles…
The other day I felt like I was in the Last Samurai and I was picking my battle of war at the local Kroger…these battles were as follows:
1. People that talk on their bluetooth headset in line at the grocery store can eat my shorts. You have no idea how little I care about hungover you were last night or where you are going to be tonight.
2. Who said it was legal for the grandma with the ink and weight issue to rock out the “PINK” style sweatpants with a white tank top that shows her 1964 trucker tattoo and arm hair?
3. People in the checkout lines that smell like a chinese buffett.
4. The kid at kroger who feels he knows so much more than me about life when I can not get my vegetables to ring up on the self serve scanner.
5. The mom pushing her kid around in that giant plastic oversize car shaped grocery cart and every two feet has to stop and tell him to get back in. In a two gondola span I learned that kid’s first and last name, what he likes to eat, and what his mom is gonna due to him by the time they reach the car.
6 Comments
May 6, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Ahhhhhh delaware…..
Hello friend.
May 7, 2008 at 1:44 pm
I’m guilty…I’ve been the crazy cart mom before.
May 7, 2008 at 4:48 pm
amanda….the difference is that you are a cool “crazy cart mom”….
I am currently judging strangers. :O)
May 7, 2008 at 5:05 pm
I too am crazy #5. Apologies to everyone who DIDN’T have 3 kids in 4 years!
May 7, 2008 at 6:13 pm
hahah! i remember being abusively threatened in the grocery store if i didn’t shut up and hold on to the buggy (yes i said buggy)…and for the most part we did, cuz we didnt wanna get popped..so its like, “dude, threaten you’re freakin kid and he’ll shutup, cuz not everyone wants to hear him scream the entire way through the store!”
May 7, 2008 at 9:41 pm
lol..
mrs. scott…you guys are STUDS when it comes to puttin kids in line….
ex: Time for bed.
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